Friday, 30 January 2009

Grogan Fingered

So to football last night, where the honourable Selby MP, John Grogan, suffered an unfortunate dislocation of his finger while in goal (a little known fact is that he's a sublime keeper).

His team, bereft of such defensive talent, went on to lose and the upstanding MP was last seen in the first aid room while attempts were made to relocate his susceptible digit (it's happened before, apparently).

Suspicions that the underinflated football had been tampered with by a NuLabour apparatchik in reprisal for his anti-Heathrow vote earlier this week are as yet unproven.

Get well soon, John!

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